I looked it up to make sure when this most solemn and educational of presidential sermons will take place. Tonight apparently, and so I have limited time to make some predictions on how the event will transpire. I should add that I have no intention of watching Don speak. I can only handle brief soundbites from the man and I’m positive he’s going to ramble on for a period best described as prolonged.
Painfully prolonged.
I expect Don to have an Olympic gold medal around his neck. Probably from one of the hockey bro’s or possibly from Cash if he kept his. I’m guessing that none of the ladies from the Gold medal Americans are likely to donate theirs to l’Orange. Although the creepy fuck from the IOC may send one with the bro hockey team, and then they can present it to Donnie in recognition of the brilliance of his post of himself punching a Canadian hockey player in the face. I expect the hockey bro millionaires to fill empty seats that would normally hold democrats and a few supreme court justices. Assuming any of the justices that didn’t give him divine powers to rule are invited. If they show then I expect the mood to be awkward.
I don’t expect the hockey bro’s to realise they’re nothing but a prop. A temporary adornment projecting their approval of his splendor. Kind of like glitter to his gold.
I expect Don to fondle his gold medal like a fourteen year old at Epstein’s. I expect him to talk about the golden age that he’s brought to all Americans even though he and his cabinet are the only ones who have reached that conclusion.
I expect him to lie and whine about all of the suffering he’s had to endure. The Epstein hoax that he’s been vindicated of any participation or awareness might occupy a soundbite or two, although I expect it to be brief in terms of orange rambling. Somewhere in that addled head of his I think he’s got to realise that even mentioning Jeffery is not the greatest P.R. But Don will Don, and I can’t see him getting through the hour or so without claiming he was the only one to call out his dead pedo-buddy.
I expect him to go on about voter fraud. I expect him to whine about the election he claims he didn’t lose because of that voter fraud. I then expect him to promote the federal government managing all voting going forward because you just can’t trust those states to count properly. I expect him to hint that Tulsi has found evidence of a conspiracy from examining the Atlanta voter rolls, and that he’s going to issue a pre midterm edict to fix the mail in voter fraud perpetrated by democrats all over the republic.
I expect him to lie about job numbers, the stock market, revenue from tariffs and the general state of the economy from gas to groceries.
I expect him to say Barack Hussein Obama at least three times. Once for sure when he claims that the nuclear deal with Iran was a piece of shit he was forced to tear up, and it’s all Obama’s fault that American aircraft carriers are in the Persian gulf again.
I expect him to brag about all the non-existent wars he’s prevented, and ignore the ones he’s started, or is about to start. I expect him to badmouth Ukraine for not giving Vlad a third of their country and whatever else the pseudo- czar wants. I expect him to brag about ousting dictators from Venezuela and Cuba while ignoring the fact that his behaviour is equally as dictatorial, and much more damaging than either of his brown counterparts.
I expect him to badmouth Canada and Europe for not fondling him when instructed. I expect him to lie about the Detroit Windsor bridge deal that Barack Hussein made with Trudeau. And I expect him to neglect to mention the million dollars he was bribed by his Oligarch buddy that owns the only other bridge. I expect him to accuse Canada of fucking over the U.S of A and that we owe him and America trillions of dollars for something. Defence likely and for the trade deficit that he doesn’t even begin to fathom. I expect him to threaten Canada with anything he can think of. Tariffs while he whines about milk. Chinese EV’S while he whines about Tesla. And an overall economic embargo because of F-35’s and Aluminum and perhaps potash. At some point he’s not going to be able to help himself and he’s going to mention the 51st state bullshit and probably call Carney a governor.
Speaking of governors I expect him to throw a couple of infantile unbased in any reality jabs at Newscum.
I really don’t know how he’s going to explain his peace council that he named after himself. However he chooses it’s going to be challenging to claim it’s an international effort when no one from Europe, Canada or China is part of the team. I also don’t know how he can frame ten billion in donations to the council that he has complete control over, and may in fact retain that control even after he’s no longer president. Although I think he’s working on an amendment to do away with those bothersome presidential term limits.
Actually. Don isn’t that great at hiding his schemes. He just spits them out like they’re normal and sane, and so I expect him to just vomit it out that the ten billion is going to be used to bulldoze the rubble in Palestine and start building the Trump Netanyahoo towers along those commercially viable sea shore properties. Fuck the Palestinians. The attractive on the young side girls should be able to find all kinds of work as towel girls at the sauna and baths in those new towers.
I expect him to whine about radical leftist Judges not letting the DOJ and Ice arrest, detain, deport and sometimes kill whoever they want whenever they feel the urge. I expect him to claim that only rapists and gang members have been detained, and any other story is a leftist fake news hoax perpetrated by radical Democrats, Susan Rice and the fake media.
I expect him to whine about the polls. I think its probable that he’s going to suggest the federal government should be in charge of opinion polls too, because again, you can’t trust anyone except him. I fully expect him to say he is currently the most popular American president.
Ever. Many people have told him that. Most popular ever.
I could go on and on. Essentially you just take every issue currently facing Americas and then lie about who created the problem. Then you lie about how you have solved or are solving the problem. Kind of like tariffs and new trade deals that Don’s team have apparently brokered.
Then you tell everyone they’re better off and the economy is golden and the ballroom will be golden if the radical leftist judge lets him finish the Don dome.
I have lots of expectations and like I said I could go on for almost as long as Dementia man will likely orate but I’m going to finish by stating low expectations are a thing.
And I’m thinking there’s not going to be anything uplifting added to the American spirit when the man takes his gold medal and gets the fuck off the stage.
It’s just going to be shock and cringe. Not too much awe.