From my Northern vantage point it appears that America is firmly in a position best described as nut crunch time. The question I’m wondering about is if the correct people are going to demonstrate they’re in possession of sturdy enough balls to endure the crunching?
I ask because from this same vantage point I’m concluding that many crazy people are in charge of things best kept away from crazy people. Things like the military, the nuclear codes, and perhaps the economy. Those kinds of things.
Crazy people tend to do crazy things when they’re cornered, and it looks like MAGA might have its own wall issue. Unlike the Mexican wall though, the Maga wall isn’t being built. It’s crumbling for some and closing in for others. This really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone though, because everything L’Orange touches crumbles and dies. Sometimes businesses and sometime wives, so I’m hoping that someone is looking for a suitable burial spot on one of L’Oranges golf courses for the movimiento maga.
But the crunching of nuts has yet to occur in my opinion. Even with the mass madness that’s gone on for two terms of the Donald, I think the balls have only been squeezed, but not yet crunched. I suspect the most dedicated Magnuts have some really crazy shit left that they haven’t let loose on the American public as of yet. Don most certainly has no self restraint, and it could very well be that the future of America is going to depend on one of his cabinet cultists being in possession of sturdy enough testicles to say enough is enough and prevent the most insane maga options from becoming a reality.
I really can’t think of a candidate to fill that role though. It’s likely that the only volunteer that could be recruited is if that person has to choose truth or consequences. Consequences being a lengthy state prison term. Federal isn’t an option because L’Orange will simply issue a pardon, which I find an amazingly perverted use of power badly in need of some applied limits.
Don and his crew remind me of pirates aboard the good ship maga, as they rob and plunder their way through the America’s in search of booty. But it appears the captain has lost his marbles, and he’s steered the Maga into stormy waters. There’s talk afoot of mutiny, and I suspect some of the rats will soon be abandoning ship. Other rats have been forced to walk the fired plank, and the rest of them are trying to decide if they should swim for it, go down with the captain, or get themselves a new captain.
Preferably a non – lunatic captain, which I’ll admit is a challenge given the crew composition. It’s likely that a selection process would boil down to deciding who’s the least fucking nuts. Which isn’t all that assuring in the search for the elusive replacement.
I’m not optimistic that there’s a captain crunch in L’Oranges motley crew. So by default and that pesky constitution, the world is stuck with J.D. stepping in for D.J.
Captain you’re fucking kidding.
Followed by Maga Mikey, and then Chuck ninety two year old Grassley. After that it’s Marco Polio, and then Peter Headless. Again not very assuring that a return to American sanity is imminent. In fact I think the odds are better for American regime change if and when Donnie croaks, rather than a definitive action to remove the man while he’s still breathing.
Because that action will require a gaggle of American Senators and cabinet eunuch’s to discover that they in fact have nuts. Then once they recover from that realization, they’ll need to demonstrate a willingness to expose said appendages for a public crunching.
Again, Its not very likely. Too much public scrutiny of ones testicles isn’t a choice many politicians are willing to make.
So it’s up to the American voters to provide a landslide victory for anyone willing to expose the Magnuts and hold them accountable for the chaos they’ve enabled Don to sow.
And for the harvest he and his family have been able to reap.
I mentioned landslide. Donnie has an odd concept of what landslide means. If he wins by a percentage point then he calls that a landslide, but I suspect the Democrats or any non Don Republican will have to win by a considerably larger margin. Even with a five point win Don will surely protest and claim illegals and mail in voting fraud are responsible for any Maga loss.
America had better be prepared for that bullshit from L’Orange. But once again some nuts are going to be required from a number of elected officials to stand and be counted to prevent orange Nutella from inciting another pardonable insurrection. Because the outcome isn’t to his liking.
Some extra cops as the mid-term ballots are being counted would be prudent I would think. It would also be in the best interest of Americans in general to pay attention if Donnie schedules a rally on election day and telegraphs a need to fight in the weeks preceding said rally. Because America has seen this shit before, and not being prepared for it to happen again would amount to negligence. Deliberate negligence.
So, assuming the midterm elections happen and the magnuts get their asses handed to them, then it’s still not time to tuck away the testicles. More crunching is going to be required. Number crunching would be a good start. I suggest beginning with counting and then dealing with the constitutional and legal violations by the magnuts. Even if L’Orange has been granted immunity by the supreme court jesters, the American people deserve to know the depth of his thievery and dishonorable conduct. I also think his immunity deserves a legal challenge because a goodly portion of his activities had fuck all to do with the duties of a president. He might Teflon his way out of a prison cell, but his minions aren’t immune, and an example is in order to prevent future presidential lackeys from having history repeat itself.
Pam and Pete and Kristi and a couple of Stevens need to be made very uncomfortable.
Next on the list are family and friends. I use the term friends loosely, as it’s evident that L’Orange is lacking in that category. So let’s call them crime crony’s. People like Elon and a few tech bro’s, as well as Jared, wee Donnie, Eric and Ivanka. If all goes well for the investigations then instead of a Trump library the Americans can construct a Trump prison, and paying customers can look through the glass at Jared taking a dump as they read the details of his thievery and treason on a placard fastened to his cell.
I’m somewhat serious here. The Trump prison I admit is a bit of a stretch, but all of these people in this most criminal of orbits need to be pursued, exposed and held accountable with vigor and transparency.
If it doesn’t happen then it’s going to happen again.
The next order of business is going to require a serious set of balls. The elected representatives of the people need to figure out what amendments are required to constrain a lunatic president in the future. Pardon power and immunity are just the starting point. War powers and the ability to declare emergencies that unilaterally tank an economy need to be on that fucking to do list as well. In fact each and every presidential power that Donnie has abused needs to be scrutinized and amended to some level of reasonable.
Or another Trump is going to rear his or her ugly orange head.
And it might be an ugly Democrat head. Not necessarily orange, but perhaps one with curly black hair, so the republicans and Maga horde need to consider that possibility before they get their nuts in a knot over limiting a presidents powers.
The bottom line is the truth in the statement from Lord Acton that absolute power corrupts absolutely. Being corrupt before you’re handed power simply accelerates the process and electing an obviously corrupt douche is something his voters will have to live with.
But I don’t see an uptick of awareness from American voters as likely. As a result it’s up to the people’s representatives to show some balls and strengthen the guardrails to stop a repeat performance.
History will judge not just the Trump era but also the reaction from Americans to his depravity and self serving chaos. I’m hoping that judgement will give America a thumbs up for the wisdom of their corrective actions to preserve their republic.
It’s going to take some nuts though.