Once again I’m trying to understand the mindset of an average voting American. I think that before I elaborate that I should apologise for adding another commentary about America, but they’re hard to ignore, what with proximity to Canada and all. Plus it’s in our best interests to try and understand their mood in case it looks like dementia Don figures out that invading Canada might be logistically easier that invading Venezuela. He could mirror his hero Vlad and annex Alberta and British Columbia for oil, natural gas and water. Then when Don jr. inherits the throne they can grab Saskatchewan for the potash.
So, it’s a good idea to see if the talking heads start to gin up Canada hatred when oil and water are so temptingly available.
In any event, I was watching the American news. I wasn’t watching Fox because they make me crazy, and because I was avoiding the fair and balanced people, there was some coverage of Epstein. During the newscasters discussion with their guests, the panel kept mentioning that Jeffery and his little girl fascination may be the icing on the cake for all of the scandals surrounding Mr. Trump. The icing apparently being an indication that the reign of Don may be in jeopardy.
And that bothered the hell out of me because it’s evident that Mr. Trumps cake is almost entirely composed of icing. I’m not saying that raping children isn’t in fact icing, but I am saying that there is every flavor from chocolate to buttercream on the glaze menu of Mr. Don’s culinary preferences.
But apparently sexual assault of minors is a bridge too far, or the straw that broke the camels back. Which suggests that fraud and personal enrichment is tolerable as long as the presidential penis has only penetrated age of majority females. It further suggests that half of the American voters are fine with all the other varieties of icing from the Trump bake shop. Cream cheese corruption and Russian buttercream aren’t a deal breaker, and I find that puzzling when I’m trying to decipher an American ballot decision.
I’m pretty sure though that Krispy Gnome made a video where she donned a toque blanch as she disappeared all of the Churro’s at the Trump con-fectionary.
Immigrant icing is destroying American culture, so no one gives a fuck if Krispy denies the Cajeta a taste test before she disappears it to an Icing detention facility somewhere in Florida. Or puts it somewhere where no one seems to be able to find it.
Speaking of Krispy.
How is it that Mr. T has managed to fill his entire cabinet with walking talking icing varieties, and their performances haven’t generated a rush to apply them to an impeachment cake ? A reasonable person could add all of the scandals of all of the American presidents together, and I still think Mr. T’s patisserie shop is leading, even if you exclude his first term and count only the last ten months
Bigly leading. Numbers never seen by any president before him.
Some American commentators think that the Trump cake is currently getting two layers of icing applied. The diddling Don frosting and grocery prices ganache are registering about as evenly appetizing on the palate of Americans. But ballrooms and clown car cabinets aren’t the right ingredients and are merely fondants that don’t quite make the grade as Orange cake icing.
I guess that’s what I’m struggling to understand about Americans. I don’t grasp their standards, and I most certainly don’t fathom the depths of the double standards. I don’t like to play the comparative standards game but I’m going to make an exception this time. I don’t like the game because it implies that if shitty behaviour is acceptable for your president, then shitty behaviour is acceptable for my president, and regardless of who’s president we’re talking about, the behaviour is still shitty.
But lets take the ingredients of the Orange Trump cake, and add them to the Chocolate fudge Obama cake and see what kind of reaction that would impel from Americans. I think that most of the blue Americans would be as equally appalled as their red counterparts, and the fudge cake would be truly fucked. But, for some reason the red tasters haven’t yet developed a gag reflex for the Orange cake.
Strong stomachs I guess.
Imagine Obama with Cash money Patel, Pam Blondi and a gifted jet from Muslims. Envision Michelle decorating with red Christmas tree’s and bulldozers in the Rose garden on the two days a year she managed to show up in Washington.
I could go on for hours because the examples I’ve just cited are only the tip of the Orange icingberg. And yet Donnie is still golfing, blowing Vlad and treating the American treasury like his personal bank account, and the justice department like his personal law firm. I would truly appreciate just one day where all Americans applied the same standard to Don that they would to Barack or Joe.
That would be lovely, and would go a long way to reaffirming my faith in American justice and sensibilities.
It’s not going to happen though, and so I’m willing to accept sexual assault of minors as the icing that tops Mr. Trumps cooked cake. I feel terrible for the girls, now women, but I’m hoping America finds enough honor to force justice to prevail.
That might help them more than counselling. Also every one of the fucks that assaulted them is rich, so I’m thinking some compensation is in order.
But I still have questions about the current American standards, both from the citizens generally, and from their elected representatives specifically. The citizens because Mr. Trump doesn’t right this minute enjoy a zero percent approval rating, and from the house and Senate because the entire Republican side are fellating enablers.
As well, there are very likely a large group of country club people, both foreign and domestic, who were aware of the exploitation and who said and did nothing. They need to be identified and fucked over reputationally at a minimum. If the list contains aware but non-raping donors, then those people and their corporations need to be prevented from ever again participating in the American political process. If the Mossad and Israel, or the Russians and FSB were involved, then I’m not sure how America needs to respond. I’m thinking their participation would probably be Kompromat as opposed to raping fourteen year old’s, but either way there’s a problem that needs some attention. I’m thinking a good start to a response would be to publicly identify all the rapists. That would make the blackmail ineffectual and half the problem is solved.
The Epstein enigma is much more layered than just the assaults. It has the potential to reach deep into the shadows of wealth and influence, and it might bring a purge of the entire American political system. That would be incredibly ironic in that Mr. Trump would actually have found a way to drain the swamp as he’s promised.
Still, I’m thinking that Don didn’t expect to go down the drain with the rest of the swamp rats, and he’s going to do everything in his power to stop that from happening. If Pam can’t stall and modify the Epstein evidence, then I’m guessing a war with Venezuela is the only option. Oil is just a bonus. The real value is going to come from war powers assumed by the Duke of Orange. The national guard in American cities is a start. Blowing up boats in the Caribbean is a good step too. Freaking out about sedition and executions over illegal orders to the military is a bit of a tell, and I think it would be strategically wise to tell Herr Steven to chill a bit.
Truly.
But If Don can’t find a way to assume Vlad like powers through his supreme court and rigged elections, then an all out war seems like his only option.
That should distract from finding out who the rapists are, and elections can probably be cancelled. So assuming that Don lives long enough to implement desperation strategies, I’m left wondering if America has the tools and the will to hold the madman to any standard at all.
Because it’s going to be up to the American people to impose a standard of behaviour onto an American president. A President whose only standard of conduct is to serve himself. A President who truly does not give the slightest of fucks how reprehensibly he needs to behave in the pursuit of that self service.
The time has come America to provide the icing. I’m cheering for you.