Someone needs to stop the American president from texting and tweeting at night. It must be horrific for poor old Caroline to get up every morning and see what her boss has been up to on his blog the night before. It has to make the woman’s head hurt as she spends her first waking moments figuring out how to spin his latest ramblings into some semblance of sanity. But fuck Caroline. She’s a primary enabler and she signed up for this adventure, so she deserves a vertigo headache. Actually, come to think of it, the American people need to grant Caroline a reprieve and stop their president from making any decisions at all, because I don’t wish that same headache on all of them.
Because he’s fucking nuts.
Truly off his rocker, stark raving mad. Which would be amusing in a laughing at dementia patients kind of way, but it’s kind of grim when the supposed leader of the free world consistently acts like a demented grandpa who doesn’t know his pants are on backwards.
Let’s look at his manic obsession over the 2020 election for a minute as an example. First of all it’s 2026 and he’s the president again. So, it seems reasonable that he could accept 64 court decisions. his own attorney general and the states and congress accepting the election results from six years ago .But although he may be strategically setting the stage for claiming cheating in the mid-terms, it’s much more likely that he actually believes that he won.
That’s delusional, and delusional is dangerous in any leadership capacity. But he can’t help himself and somehow he manages to drag the 2020 election into almost every press briefing or late night screed. I don’t really care much whether his actions have any strategy to them, or if he’s just so narcissistic that he can’t believe he ever loses at anything. What alarms me is that he actually believes his own bullshit, and he’s shown us repeatedly that he’s willing and able to act on those beliefs.
Tariffs come to mind.
But tariffs aren’t talked about much these days, what with the war and all, and so Don’s next dementia demonstration is likely going to have some Iranian connotations.
I’m thinking he’s going to pull the trigger on another obsessive delusion he nurtures, and he’s going to pull the plug on American participation in N.A.T.O. To begin with it’s obvious that he doesn’t understand what N.A.T.O. was designed to do. But he doesn’t let not understanding something stop him from making decisions, and so it’s looking pretty likely to me that American troops stationed in Germany are going to be ordered to report to Israel,. Or maybe Cuba.
His reasoning is transactional. Just like tariffs, Don believes the Europeans owe him something. In this case Don knows nothing of the history of Europe from 1945 until the present day, but as I said earlier his ignorance isn’t an impediment to his decision making. It must be an odd sensation to exist every day with Dunning Kruger dementia. But that condition explains how he manages to lie so effortlessly and with conviction.
I guess when you surround yourself with bobble head yes men, and you only allow bobble head pressmen then your bullshit bubble is insulated well enough to ward off reality. But holy fuck America,, when are you going to see a lawyer and assume power of attorney over grandpa?
It’s likely that the American defence industry isn’t going to like America fucking off from N.A.T.O. but Donnie’s pal Putin will be thrilled. In fact, with the removal of Russian oil sanctions, Vlad must see Don as the voting interference gift that just keeps on giving. So I don’t think the Russian Czar will be too surprised when Donnie throws a fit and takes his European toys home. Besides, if he stays true to form, Don will probably phone Vlad and let him know ahead of time. Which gives the Czar time to contemplate a new strategic balance, and the possibility of reacquiring Russian empire territory.
Don gifted him another present, and there’s no time like the present time, so heads up Poland.
And Lithuania and Latvia and Estonia.
What I find bizarre about Don and N.A.T.O. goes back to my transaction thought. Somehow the chief diplomat for America thinks that N.A.T.O. is his to command because they owe America. He didn’t consult Canada or the Europeans before he began his campaign on behalf of the Zion people, and now that he’s gotten as much of a reality check as he can comprehend, he actually expects those countries to put their Navies in harm’s way.
For him.
And he’s properly pissed that the people who’s economies he’s attacking aren’t saluting and having their ships set sail so American gas prices don’t skyrocket. Somehow the president of the Union is incapable of understanding that if you treat your allies like enemies, and don’t even consult them about a war you’re about to start, that they might be reluctant to come to your aid. Children understand the concept for Christ sakes. The fourth grade schoolyard bully possesses enough situational awareness to understand that the kids he’s spent the schoolyear ridiculing and giving wedgies to are unlikely to help him out when one of his victims proves willing to fight back.
It’s amazing to me that Don didn’t grasp the ramifications of his imperious conduct and quietly try to work out some support. Instead he threw a public tantrum and insulted America’s allies one more time with a we always help them but they never help us whine. Then he doubled down on his claim that no other country fought in the hot spots in Afghanistan, and finished with non-specific threats of punishment toward N.A.T.O.
And the only way he can deliver on those threats is for America to withdraw from the alliance. Plus it’s looking like Israel and American military bases in the middle east could use the patriot missile batteries currently stationed throughout the Kilometer continent.
I hope that if the American military packs up and leaves Europe, that they do in fact go East to the promised land. I’m sure the end of times Christians will be ecstatic too, but our reasons are polar opposite. The revelation nutjobs will see it as another step toward eyes on Jesus, but I’m looking at it as kind of a break for Canada and Mexico. Also Cuba as mentioned and probably South America.
And Greenland.
Because if Donnie has a bunch of Army guys kicking around with nothing to do, then he has options. They can police democrat cities and harass people at the polls, or they can invade Canada because we aren’t delivering oil and rare earth mineral tribute in timely or subjugating enough fashion.
I keep thinking that the American people are eventually going to say enough is enough. But each day L’Orange provides them with a twenty fifth amendment option, and each day the opportunity is ignored. So, I really believe that it’s a coin flip of acceptance from Americans if Don issues Vlad like orders to his personal military to invade Canada.
Or maybe Mexico.
It depends on a feeling, from a man who can’t process feelings.